Question: 12 pears hanging high, 12 knights riding by, if Each Knight takes a pear, how many pears were left hanging there?
Answer: 11 pears. Take another look at the text. Each Knight was capitalized, therefore Each was one of the knight's names, and only Each took a pear.
Question: What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
Answer: NOTHING.
Question: Black within and red without 4 corners round about, what am i?
Answer: A chimney!!!
Question: A Man Walked Into A bar...What Happend To Him?
Answer: He Got A Bruise On His Head =)
Question: What is black and white and read all over?
Answer: Newspaper
Question: It comes without warning,
And makes you cry 'OH'
But you never can see it
Or tell where it goes.
And makes you cry 'OH'
But you never can see it
Or tell where it goes.
Answer: A pain
Question: WHAT MEN PLEED FOR AT THE FIRST MOMENTS MEET. WHAT BOYS FEAR FOR AT EVERY CORNER.
WHAT WOMEN ARE EXPERTS AT .
AND WHAT GIRLS WERE BORN TO DO.
WHAT IS IT??
WHAT WOMEN ARE EXPERTS AT .
AND WHAT GIRLS WERE BORN TO DO.
WHAT IS IT??
Answer: A KISS
Question: Once there was a father driving his son to school, and got in a car crash. The father died instantly, but the son was rushed to the hospital. The surgeon says "I cannot operate on my son, Sam.". Explain this.
Answer: Did it ever occur to you the surgeon could be the boy's mother, not the wrong patient?
Question: What gets wetter as it dries?
Answer: A towel
Question: Did you here about the travel agent that got sick at the airport?
Answer: They Said it was TERMINAL!
