Question: the poor have it,the rich want it,if they eat it they die
Answer: nothing
Question: Your in a steel room there are no windows no doors no way out. There is only a Mirror and a Table in there. How do you get out?

Hint: Think inside the box.
Answer: You look in the mirror and use what you saw to saw the table in half and put the two half together and two halfs makes a whole, and then you escape.
Question: I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.

What am I?
Answer: A Jigsaw Puzzle Piece.
Question: the wind blows at 9am the sun rises at 9am its 10 am what color was the wind and sun at 9?
Answer: the sun ROSE and the wind BLUE
Question: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Answer: the letter M
Question: A man is killed in a nasty accident and is at the gates of heaven. Because the man has been a honest and freindly man god offers him the opportunity to be reborn. God needs fo find the very first adam (as in adam and eve adam) God lines every single Adam up ever, they are all naked and not allowed to speak but the man finds him straight away...... how does he do this?
Answer: The very first adam was created therefore he has no belly button. :)
Question: If you had only one match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a woodburning stove, which would you light first?
Answer: Light the match first.
Question: there are 6 copy cats on a boat. 1 jump off. how many copy cats are left?
Answer: none. their COPY CATS!
Question: The answering machine replied 0 new calls, and 1 new message. How is this so?
Answer: You called, left a message, and said, "0 new calls and 1 new message."
Question: Your in a room with 2 doors and 2 computers. One door leads to death the other to life. You can askthe 1 computer 1 question. 1 computer lies and 1 tells the truth. What question do u ask he computer you choose.(p.s.) you dont which lies or tells the truth.
Answer: Ask one computer what would the other computer say is the death door