Question: What flies but doesn't have wings????
Answer: a kite
Question: How long should a person's legs be?
Answer: Long enough to reach the ground.
Question: What gets wetter as it dries?
Answer: A towel
Question: knock knock
whos there?
candy
candy who?
whos there?
candy
candy who?
Answer: c a n d y dog talk??
(can the)
(can the)
Question: if you have four thousand six hundred and forty eight apples in one hand and seven thousand and eighty eight pears in the other hand what have you got?
Answer: big hands or should i say HUGE hands!!!!!!!
Question: A man was found dead on Sunday morning. The man's wife called the police immediately and they knew who the killer was.
The wife was sleeping.
The cook was making breakfast.
The maid was getting the mail.
The butler was cleaning the house.
The daughter was watching tv.
Who is the killer and how did the Police know right away?
The wife was sleeping.
The cook was making breakfast.
The maid was getting the mail.
The butler was cleaning the house.
The daughter was watching tv.
Who is the killer and how did the Police know right away?
Answer: The maid because there is no mail on Sunday.
Question: I am what you think, I am not what you see?
Answer: you imagination
Question: What brightens your day when it's dark, although it's usually in the shade?
Answer: A lamp.
Question: what falls but never breaks?
Answer: nightfall
Question: Da 22nd n 24rth president had da same mom n dad but they were not bro's . How is this possible?
Answer: they were da same person..*
