Question: The part of the bird
that is not in the sky
that can swim in the ocean
and always stay dry.
Answer: Its shadow
Question: There are 2 fathers and 2sons.
they have 3 dollars.
How will they split the money evenly with
no change?
Answer: There is a grandfather and his son and the father's son.
Question: a king wants a smart boy for his daughter so he puts a boy at each corner of a 4 corner room on a box he tells them they heve to get to the princess with out touching the ground, one boy figued it out how did he do it?
Answer: he called the princess over and she came
Question: David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Answer: David is BALD.
Question:

The word
FACETIOUSLY
contains the six vowels, A-E-I-O-U and Y,
in their alphabetical order.
Can you find another English word that does the same?
Answer: The word is abstemiously. There may be others.

Question: Of no use to one
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
Answer: A kiss
Question: HOW MANY MONTHS HAVE 28 DAYS?
Answer: ALL 12
Question: A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie.”
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?
Answer: He's lying. Even though he's lying when he says "everything" he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.
Question: less than 1000
more than 88 x 2 + 8
less than 100 x 9 + 65
more than 100 x 9 + 63
Answer: 964
Question: why was 7 afrade of 9 ?
Answer: because 7,8,9