Question: I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

Question: What has Three eyes Six legs and a Tail?

Question: if you put roast in a roaster what do you put in toaster?

Question: When would a women love a bald midget?

Question: Stand I?

Question: You are in a clothes store with no doorand you have a bag. How do you get out?

Question: What Walks On Its Head All Day Long?

Question: With thieves I consort,
With the vilest, in short,
I'm quite at ease in depravity;
Yet all divines use me,
And savants can't lose me,
For I am the center of gravity

Question: There is a pink one story house on your street. All the rooms are pink, and so is all the furniture: all the chairs, all the beds, all the sofas and everything else. What color are the stairs?

Question: You are on a deserted island. All you have is a calendar. When the rescue boat comes and gives you food, you're not hungry. Why?