Question: "I am no sooner spoken, than broken. What am I?"
Answer: silence
Question: They were two twins named Daniel and David. David robbed a bank and got busted by the police. They were taken to court but David didn't get in trouble,WHY????????????????
Answer: They were siamese twins and since Daniel didn't do anything wrong they weren't put in jail because you can't put an innocent man in jail.
Question: this thing is american.its normally white.but after school its red. what is it?
Answer: my best friend giving a note to my girl friend
Question: what kind of cat loves the water?
Answer: catfish.
Question: how many feet are in a yiard
Answer: depends on how many people are standing in the yiard
Question: There is a bomb in the chamber of a bomber plane. The bomb is not attached to anything. The chamber is opened but the bomb doesn't come out. Why is this?
Answer: The plane is flying upside down.
Question: you want to know about bubba's world?
there is a pool but no water, theres a room but no bed, there is a roof but no house, there is food but no drink, there is grass but no lon.

whats the answer?
Answer: double letters
Question: Object Round
Seen at night
It shines and shines
With borrowed light
Answer: The moon
Question: the day is dark the houses are dark the street is dark what color is the sky
Answer: it is day time because i sayed day
Question: Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Answer: MT.EVEREST