Question: A guy leaves home makes three left turns returns home and greets two men in a mask!Who are the men in the mask ann what are they doing?
Answer: The umpire and catcher.......and they are playing baseball
Question: hey riddler were the only peeps here
Answer: loner.
Question: There were 4 people that liked to set people's houses on fire. Their names were Mark,Alex,Anthony,and Kevin.One day the police officers found about the fires but didn't know which person did it.Mark,Alex,Anthony,and Kevin's last name was Price.The police officer put up a sign that said this ?Price.


Which person set the fire?
Hint:the sign has a big hint
Answer: Mark
Question: There was a girl named Taylor and there also was a guy named Andrew they both went to a top of a building.(the top of the building was also a restaurant)And ate spaghetti.Who ate the last meatball?
Answer: Taylor because in the move Lady and the Tramp the Tramp gives Lady the last meatball!!!!!!!!!!
Question: Whats black, white and red all over
Answer: A Newspaper
Question: Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground! What am I?
Answer: A Wheelbarrow
Question: so you went for a walk and you came to a fork in the road. there were two men standing, one on the left path and one on the right.you need to know which way to go but one man always lies and the other always tells the truth. what is the one question you could ask to find out the answer??
Answer: What way would the other man say to go??
Question: Ancient time is the key to this creature's indentity,
A bite so deadly it can kill a man,
A solitary creature which shall never take a permanent mate,
What is this creature's name?
Answer: Black widow spider
Question: WHAT HAS ONE EYE BUT COULD NEVER SEE?
Answer: A PIN
Question: A man is laying in a field with a pack laying near him and a pin in his hand... how did he die?
Answer: The pack was his parachute that wouldn't work.