Riddle: Hidden in the poem below, a manly name you'll seek; just read and listen to the rhyme, but please, don't take a week! MYSTERY POEM: I do not mind addition; I'll tolerate subtraction; but try not to increase my stress, by tossing in those fractions. I'll multiply and then divide, and figure out those sums; but modern math --- the math you use, just makes me want some Tums. What is the man's name you hear in the rhyme?
Answer: The name you'll hear is MATTHEW.
Hidden Male Mystery Rhyme Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: I always come in second, but I always finish sooner than anyone else. What am I?
Answer: February.
A riddle about finishing Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What has a neck but no head?
Answer: A shirt.
Chopped off Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
Answer: By how much he's coffin.
How can you tell if a vampire is sick? Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: A woman waved to a man in a taxi. She got into the taxi and told the taxi driver where to take her. He nodded to her and drove. The woman talked a lot and that annoyed the taxi driver. The taxi driver said," Ma'am, I can't hear what you are saying! I am as deaf as a post!" The woman stopped talking for the rest of the ride. Once she got out of the taxi, she realized he was lying. How did she know?
Answer: There are two ways she figured out: 1. He would have had to hear her to know she was talking as he was focusing on driving. 2. He would not have heard her directions if he was deaf and wouldn't have nodded in response as a way to confirm he got the directions.
A not so clever taxi driver! Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: An old billionaire offers a million-dollar prize to whoever can guess what he is thinking of. Plenty of people tried but they old got it wrong, until one young boy came up. Soon after, the boy walked away a millionaire. What did he guess?
Answer: The boy said, "You are thinking of something you thought I wouldn't guess". The boy was right by technicality.
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Riddle: There once was a man named Jake, he liked to work with glass, but when it came to the end of the day he had to sit and watch, as the sun went down, everything was getting colder, he worried about his Glass sculpture, which was not finished, nowhere near! It was even still hot. Why did he worry about the glass sculpture?
Answer: It was still hot, meaning it can fall over easily, or cool down, meaning that it would be hard to continue.
The Old Glass Man Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What did the baby triangle say to the mommy triangle?
Answer: I’m so acute!
Baby Triangle Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: I always sit with my dragons, all day long, whether it's night or day, no matter what I'm always there with my dragons. If you want to know, these are my dragons, valkOv, Brutus, Snow ghost, mephIstopheles, solDen, gemIni alpha, crystAl, and capricorN. What is my Name? (All dragons are from Dragon Mania Legends!)
Answer: Obsidian! (Every dragon name has a random uppercase letter, putting all the uppercase letters together spells "Obsidian")
A Lady and Her Dragons Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
Answer: The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
What did he buy??? Riddle Meme.
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