What’s the best kind of fruit to sit on?
A Chair-y!
What is a ruler’s favorite food?
An inch-elada!
What’s a snowman’s favorite food?
A Brrrr-ger.
What do grape students do when they have a question?
Raisin their hand!
Why was the baseball player’s food always dirty?
He always stepped on the plate.
Why did everybody like to go out to eat with the librarian?
She could always book a reservation.
Of everybody you could ask to join you for Thanksgiving dinner, who would always say no?
The turkey!
What happened when the glue bottle tried to solve a riddle?
He got stuck!
What did the baby triangle say to the mommy triangle?
I’m so acute!
Why did all the pecans go to space?
They were Astro-nuts!