Riddle: Without fists I strike, without fingers, I point, without legs, I run. What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe?
Answer: A Melancholy Baby!
Riddle: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Answer: Beer nuts cost around $1.50 -- deer nuts are under a buck.
Riddle: What do kids, worms, bears, fish, and rings alll have in common?
Answer: They are GUMIES!
Riddle: What does a toilet with a funny accent have?
Answer: Irritable vowel syndrome!
Riddle: What makes "Book, Box and Noon" the same?
Answer: There all nouns.
Riddle: You can see me in a mirror, see me in a picture, and can even spot me in nature. What am I?
Answer: Beauty.
Riddle: I can come in many forms, pictures, sentences, and even more. I'm easy to some and hard to many. What am I?
Answer: A Riddle.
Riddle: Why is the obtuse angle always cranky?
Answer: Because it is never right!
Riddle: Why does Brazil not have that much honey?
Answer: Because there's only 1 B/bee in Brazil.