Riddle:
Natalie had fourteen balls. Each one color. She alternated the colors each day, there were blue, pink, purple, green, red, yellow, black, white, orange, turquoise, tan, neon pink, and brown. Each day of the week she also alternated fast food places. McDonald's, Chick-fil-A, In-and-out, Wendy's, Good Eats, Burger King, and Arby's None in respective order. What day of the week will she go to Arby's? What ball will she have while she is at Arby's?
Answer: She will go to Arby's on Monday, for that is the first day of the week and A is the first letter of the alphabet. So on Tuesday she would go to Burger King. On Wednesday she would go to Chick-fil-A. And so on. She would have a Red Ball On Monday, because red is the first color of the rainbow. So on Tuesday she would have a Orange ball. And so on.
Riddle:
What did one fence reply to another?
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Did you hear that David lost his ID in a holiday?
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What does a vegetarian zombie say?
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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What do kids, worms, bears, fish, and rings alll have in common?
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