Riddle: What did one potato chip say to the other?
Answer: "Shall we go on a dip?"
Riddle: Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
Answer: A fart.
Riddle: What is the biggest thing you saw but it doesn't have a shadow?
Answer: The sun.
Riddle: What does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Answer: Ten-tickles (tentacles).
Riddle: My farther is the moon, my mother is the sea, I die when I reach land. What am I?
Answer: Waves.
Riddle: Inside napper, bird chaser, quick stoker, small animal killer, fish eater. What is it?
Answer: A cat.
Riddle: What is red and smells like blue paint?
Answer: Red paint.
Riddle: You use it every day, you make it every day, you have to go to it every day. What am I?
Answer: A bed.
Riddle: It has keys but it only opens windows, it has a screen door but you don't look through it, you look at it, and it gives you most of the answers to your questions. What is it?
Answer: A laptop.
Riddle: When I'm new, I'm worthless. After I'm old and used, I'm worth hundreds, thousands, and millions. What am I?
Answer: A canvas. A blank canvas is worthless until it becomes a painting!