Riddle:
What did one fence reply to another?
Answer: I don't know, but, it probably took it a bit of-'fence'-sive.
Riddle:
Did you hear that David lost his ID in a holiday?
Answer: Now we just have to call him 'Dav'.
Riddle:
What does a vegetarian zombie say?
Answer: 'G'rainsss!
Riddle:
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Answer: 'Spoilt' milk!
Riddle:
A parliament, a congress, a conspiracy, a murder, a wake. What am I?
Answer: A flock of Corvids.
Riddle:
Without fists I strike, without fingers, I point, without legs, I run. What am I?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross Lassie with a cantaloupe?
Answer: A Melancholy Baby!
Riddle:
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Answer: Beer nuts cost around $1.50 -- deer nuts are under a buck.
Riddle:
What do kids, worms, bears, fish, and rings alll have in common?
Answer: They are GUMIES!
