Riddle: What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs!
Riddle: What did Geronimo say when he jumped off the plane?
Answer: ME!!!!!!
Riddle: Which word is the odd one out: Seventy, Brawl, Clover, Proper, Carrot, Swing, Change, Travel, Sacred, Stone?
Answer: Carrot. When the first and last letters are removed from the other words, they still spell another word.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross Beyonce with a black hole?
Answer: A single-lady-ty (singularity/single lady)
Riddle: What do you get when you cross Purell with the devil?
Answer: Hand Satanizer.
Riddle: I am not as they say, But I am in the way. I'm not the answer to the question, More an alternative suggestion. What am I?
Answer: A lie.
Riddle: What tells you what you want to hear, but hurts you when the truth is clear?
Answer: A liar.
Riddle: It is long, it is a ball, it can crawl, and stand up tall. It can eat and it can hide, but no one wants it inside. What is it?
Answer: A rat!
Riddle: I have a short, wide body. It is cold and shiny. My insides are hot as flame. I have two mouths. My tail is long and forked. What am I?
Answer: A Toaster.
Riddle: I am a man, but not a man. I wake up at work. I am a boss with no workers. My job is to bellow and loaf. What am I?
Answer: A Gorilla.
