Riddle: What kind of footage is impossible to film?
Answer: Off-screen footage. Because as soon as anything is filmed it becomes on-screen footage.
Riddle: What does a nosey pepper do?
Answer: It gets jalapeno business (all up in yo).
Riddle: How do you make a lemon sweet?
Answer: Exchange the l and m position and it becomes a sweet juicy melon!
Riddle: I can't t hurt you, but I can leave you with scars. Nobody wants me, but everyone has me. But you are the only one who can see me. What am I?
Answer: Nightmares.
Riddle: Blacker than black, colder than cold, some things out here are worth more than gold. What is it?
Answer: Space.
Riddle: Who is bigger: Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their 4-year-old son?
Answer: The son because he is a little Bigger!
Riddle: What do unicorns use to decorate their Christmas tree?
Answer: Uni-cornaments.
Riddle: A farmer was playing hide and seek with his wife. His wife hid in their family's vehicle. How did the farmer find his wife?
Answer: He tractor down! (TRACKED HER down)
Riddle: I can see when I am with with you but I am blind when alone. What am I?
Answer: Glasses.
Riddle: Some are Precious, Some are Plain, Some Used for Building, Some Used for Pain. What am I?
Answer: A Stone.