Riddle: What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Answer: Pencil- vania!
Riddle: What has every color in the rainbow no matter what?
Answer: A rainbow.
Riddle: What can be picked but not chosen?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle: Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Answer: Because his wife was a total flake.
Riddle: Crimson I am born, yellow I dance, ebony I die. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
Riddle: I have no mind or a soul. I've been eternally attached since man's dawn. My kind disappear on and off, to everyone I accompany them to their death, and buried with them, then I hide away when the casket shuts. What am I?
Answer: A shadow.
Riddle: I can be all colours of the rainbow, Or have no colour at all. Sometimes I'm empty, Sometimes I'm full. What am I?
Answer: Glass.
Riddle: Despised I am by knave and liar. After me, the wise inquire, I rise above all death and fire. What am I?
Answer: The Truth.
Riddle: What kind of car, or vehicle, does a sheep drive?
Answer: “Lamb”orghini (Lamborghini)
Riddle: Did you hear about the one with a broken hearing aid?
Answer: Neither did he!