Riddle:
Today, my mom told me to help her check her balance. I did this without going to the bank. How?
Answer: I pushed her over.
Riddle:
My friend asked, "What rhymes with orange?".
Answer: I said, "No it doesn't".
Riddle:
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: He Neverlands.
Riddle:
Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?
Answer: She was the queen of De-Nile!
Riddle:
What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
Answer: The feeling is mootual.
Riddle:
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Answer: Pencil- vania!
Riddle:
What has every color in the rainbow no matter what?
Answer: A rainbow.
Riddle:
What can be picked but not chosen?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Answer: Because his wife was a total flake.
Riddle:
Crimson I am born, yellow I dance, ebony I die. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
