Riddle:
My friend asked, "What rhymes with orange?".
Answer: I said, "No it doesn't".
Riddle:
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: He Neverlands.
Riddle:
Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?
Answer: She was the queen of De-Nile!
Riddle:
What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
Answer: The feeling is mootual.
Riddle:
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Answer: Pencil- vania!
Riddle:
What has every color in the rainbow no matter what?
Answer: A rainbow.
Riddle:
What can be picked but not chosen?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Answer: Because his wife was a total flake.
Riddle:
Crimson I am born, yellow I dance, ebony I die. What am I?
Answer: Fire.
Riddle:
I have no mind or a soul. I've been eternally attached since man's dawn. My kind disappear on and off, to everyone I accompany them to their death, and buried with them, then I hide away when the casket shuts. What am I?
Answer: A shadow.
