Riddle:
You have seven pens and nine pigs. You must arrange the pens so that each pen has an even number of pigs. Zero is not allowed, nor will it work. How do you do this?
Answer: Stack the pens.
Riddle:
If I say I am lying, am I telling the truth?
Answer: This is impossible to solve, because if I were telling the truth, then I would be lying, which doesn't make sense since I am telling the truth. If I am lying, then what I said was true and that doesn't make sense either.
Riddle:
A man took the shell off of his champion racing snail to make it go faster. Did it work?
Answer: No. In fact, the snail became rather sluggish!
Riddle:
What is a good restaurant for a basketball team?
Answer: Dunkin Donuts.
Riddle:
Three equal numbers that when add them up is Sixty but not twenty. What are the numbers?
Answer: 55+5=60
Riddle:
I am big and sharp, And to others like harp. I slice and dice, But don't take advice. What am I?
Answer: A sword
Riddle:
Whether you choose or whether you don't, I leap from the peak to the hope of a bond. Attempts to extinguish my work's divine, Only hardens the grip-holds in time. What am I?
Answer: Love.
Riddle:
What tire goes on vacation?
Answer: A retire!
Riddle:
What type of boat has authority?
Answer: Ownership!
Riddle:
What happens when the council gets cut?
Answer: It assembleeds
