Riddle:
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Tell it a scary story!
Riddle:
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle:
What do elves do after school?
Answer: Gnomework!
Riddle:
Who invented fractions?
Answer: King Henry the 1/8!
Riddle:
Why is Russia such a fast country?
Answer: Because the people are always Russian.
Riddle:
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide!
Riddle:
What game makes the most noise?
Answer: Tennis, you can't play it without raising a racket!
Riddle:
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
Answer: So no one could corner him!
Riddle:
Why does a firefly glow?
Answer: It eats light meals.
Riddle:
What happened to the man who plugged his electric blanket into a toaster?
Answer: He kept popping out of bed.
