Riddle:
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer: Because he kept using fowl language.
Riddle:
What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?
Answer: Nacho cheese!
Riddle:
Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
Answer: Because of nightbears.
Riddle:
How do you make a hamburger smile?
Answer: Pickle it gently.
Riddle:
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
Answer: The wind goes right through them!
Riddle:
Where do burgers like to dance?
Answer: At a meatball!
Riddle:
What do you give a sick lemon?
Answer: Lemon aid!
Riddle:
What did one slug say to the other slug?
Answer: I'll get you next slime.
Riddle:
Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
Answer: The goblin.
Riddle:
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Answer: It felt crummy.
