Riddle:
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.
Riddle:
What do you call a cow's bedtime stories?
Answer: Dairy tales.
Riddle:
How does Yoda shave?
Answer: With a laser-blade.
Riddle:
What do you call a man whose father was a cannon?
Answer: A son of a gun!
Riddle:
What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
Answer: A flying sorcerer!
Riddle:
Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer: Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.
Riddle:
What did the balloon say to the pin?
Answer: Hi, Buster.
Riddle:
What does a clam do on his birthday?
Answer: He shell-ebrates!
Riddle:
How did the beaver get online?
Answer: He logged on.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
