Riddle:
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Answer: Spare-ribs!
Riddle:
Why would Snow White be a good judge?
Answer: Because she's the fairest in the land.
Riddle:
Why did the football team go to the bank?
Answer: To get a quarter back!
Riddle:
What kind of music does a blacksmith like?
Answer: Heavy metal!
Riddle:
Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?
Answer: Because he wanted the No-bell Prize.
Riddle:
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Answer: An antique!
Riddle:
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
Answer: With cookie sheets.
Riddle:
Why did the pony cough?
Answer: He was a little horse!
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
Why did the king go to the dentist?
Answer: To get a new crown.
