Riddle: Where do cows go for fun?
Answer: The moo-vies!
Riddle: How do you clean a dirty tuba?
Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!
Riddle: What kind of pictures do elves take?
Answer: Elfies!
Riddle: How do monsters like their eggs?
Answer: Terri-Fried.
Riddle: What do elves make a sandwich with?
Answer: Shortbread.
Riddle: Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
Riddle: What kind of garden does a baker have?
Answer: A flour garden!
Riddle: What animal has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog, he croaks every night!
Riddle: What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bulldozer!