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There Is A Clerk At The Butcher Shop What Does He Weigh?

ROD: 03-26-2024

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

Sharpshooting

ROD: 03-25-2024

A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this?

Answer: He hung is hat on the barrel of his gun.

Toes But No Legs Feet Or Legs

ROD: 03-24-2024

What has toes but no feet or legs?

Answer: Toma-toes.

I Can Be Long Or I Can Be Short I Can Be Grown And I Can Be Bought

ROD: 03-23-2024

I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?

Answer: Your fingernails.

Forward I Am Heavy Backwards I Am Not

ROD: 03-22-2024

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

Answer: The word Ton.

I Am The Beginning Of Sorrow, And The End Of Sickness.

ROD: 03-21-2024

I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness. What am I?

Answer: The letter S.