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ROD: 01-21-2020

Riddle:

What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?

Answer:

Your left hand!

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ROD: 01-20-2020

Riddle:

Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg.


Why not?

Answer:

Penguins only live in Antartica.

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ROD: 01-19-2020

Riddle:

What TV programs do cows watch in bed?

Answer:

Moo-vies.

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ROD: 01-18-2020

Riddle:

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

Answer:

He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!

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ROD: 01-17-2020

Riddle:

One lady ordered a fast delivery pizza and her order came the next year. How is this possible?

Answer:

She ordered the pizza for New Years Day.

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Riddle:

Why does a dragon sleep all day?

Answer:

So it can hunt knights!

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ROD: 01-15-2020

Riddle:

Your sitting down for breakfast and realize you have 4 bagels left. You know you'll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now?

Answer:

4 Bagels.

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Riddle:

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.


How can this be?

Answer:

The parrot was deaf.

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ROD: 01-13-2020

Riddle:

What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?

Answer:

It quacked up.

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ROD: 01-12-2020

Riddle:

What starts with a T, ends with a T and has T in it?

Answer:

A teapot.

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