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ROD: 07-29-2019

Riddle:

When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?

Answer:

At launch time.

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ROD: 07-28-2019

Riddle:

Whats 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?

Answer:

Chicago. The first three words out of seven of chicken is CHI, the first two words out of 3 of cat is CA, and first two words out of goat is GO. Therefore making, (CHI)(CA)(GO).

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Riddle:

Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?

Answer:

Because he kept using fowl language.

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ROD: 07-26-2019

Riddle:

I drive men mad
For love of me,
Easily beaten,
Never free.


What Am I?

Answer:

Gold.

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ROD: 07-25-2019

Riddle:

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.

Answer:

The letter S.

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ROD: 07-24-2019

Riddle:

All of Mrs. Smith pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have?

Answer:

Mrs. Smith has one cat and one dog.

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ROD: 07-23-2019

Riddle:

What bird is always out of breath?

Answer:

A puffin.

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ROD: 07-22-2019

Riddle:

Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?

Answer:

They wanted to lie low.

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ROD: 07-21-2019

Riddle:

Why did the tire need a vacation?

Answer:

It couldn't take the pressure anymore?

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ROD: 07-20-2019

Riddle:

What does a shark eat with peanut butter?

Answer:

Jellyfish!

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