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ROD: 08-26-2018

Riddle:

Why does the teacher wear sunglasses when she comes to the class?

Answer:

Because the students are bright.

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ROD: 08-25-2018

Riddle:

How do bees get to school in the morning?

Answer:

On the school buzz.

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ROD: 08-24-2018

Riddle:

What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?

Answer:

Her A-B-Seas.

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ROD: 08-23-2018

Riddle:

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

Answer:

Because they dropped out of school!

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ROD: 08-22-2018

Riddle:

Where can you learn to make ice cream?

Answer:

In sundae school.

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ROD: 08-21-2018

Riddle:

How do monkeys make toast?

Answer:

They put it under the g'rilla

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ROD: 08-20-2018

Riddle:

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

Answer:

A baseball team.

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ROD: 08-19-2018

Riddle:

Name 3 things that have eyes, yet cannot see.

Answer:

Needle. Storm. Potato.

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ROD: 08-18-2018

Riddle:

Why should a doctor never be seasick?

Answer:

Because he is accustomed to see (sea) sickness.

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ROD: 08-17-2018

Riddle:

Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring?

Answer:

Because there is no atmosphere.

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