Question: dad and the son were in separete cars and then crashed they were both sent to different hospitals and when they were going to operate the son the doctor said "i cant operate this guy he's my son.what happened?
Answer: the mom was the doctor
Question: why did 6 was afraid of 7 ?
Answer: because 7,8,9 thats why 6 was afraid 7 . you get it . i get it .do you ? if u dont i will say it again for you. it is ok. BYEEEEEEEEE SEE YA . LUV YOU AS A FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
Question: What do ants eat when they are sick?
Answer: Antibiotic!
Question: Janet is said to be the smartest girls in school, she is always tested to prove it. A girl said to her, i will either ask you 100 simple questions, or one hard one. Janet chose one hard question. The question was, "What came first, the egg or the chicken". Janet replied, "the chicken". The girl said, "how do you know?". How did Janet reply to this?
Answer: "You said you would only ask one hard question", and she smiled and walked away. The girl smiled and said "I'll stump you one day Janet".
Question: I am something, if you send me I will not go, but when you are going I will follow you. Who am I?
Answer: Ghost or spirit of human
Question: what would the relation be to you if you dads mother son cat mother owners puppys son in laws aunt be to you
Answer: your grandma
Question: THERE IS A VERY GOOD LOOKING 18 YEAR OLD GIRL. SHE GOES DOWN A ONE WAY STREET THE WRONG WAY WITH COPS EVERYWHERE. WHY DOESN'T SHE GET A TICKET?
Answer: SHE'S WALKING
Question: You are going through the woods into town. You have never traveled this trail before and you come upon a fork in the trail. There are two identicle brothers, each standing at opposite parts of the fork. One of the brothers always tells the truth and the other always lies. You can only ask ONE question. How do you find out which way to go?
Answer: Ask either one: "If I ask your brother which way to go to get into town, which way will he tell me to go?" No matter which one you ask, you will know to go the opposite direction they say.
Explanation:
1) If you ask the brother who always tells the truth, he will tell you what his lying brother would say (being the wrong direction)
2) If you ask the brother who always lies, he will lie about the fact that the brother would give you the right direction, and tell you the wrong direcion.
Explanation:
1) If you ask the brother who always tells the truth, he will tell you what his lying brother would say (being the wrong direction)
2) If you ask the brother who always lies, he will lie about the fact that the brother would give you the right direction, and tell you the wrong direcion.
Question: A man is lying in the middle of a field dead. He has an unopened package with him. As he had approached the center of the field, he had known that he was going to die when he reached the center. How could he know this, and what was in the package?
NOTE: No, the package was NOT a bomb. That is what almost everyone guesses at first, so get that out of your head now.
NOTE: No, the package was NOT a bomb. That is what almost everyone guesses at first, so get that out of your head now.
Answer: In the package is a parachute. The man was parachuting, and the package didn't open, so he knew that he would die when he reached the field.
Question: A Man rides into town on friday stays for 2 days then leaves on friday how is this possible?
Answer: The horse's name is friday
