Question: A man and a dog were walking on a street. The man rode yet walked.
How is this possible?
How is this possible?
Answer: Yet was the dogs name.
Question: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Answer: a towel
Question: I can run but can't walk. Whever I go thought follows me behind. What am I?
Answer: I am a nose.
Question: what do you put in a toaster?
Answer: bread (people say toast)
Question: There once was a girl who was sitting in her house one day and looked up and saw a hole in the celing....She then herd foot~steps from the celing.She saw a shadow, big and bold.Who was the shadow?
Answer: her father
Question: a boy was in a room. there was a rope tied on the roof that you die in. there was no furniture. the next day, they found him dead and he had a puddle of water under him. how did he die???
Answer:
there was a block of ice under him
there was a block of ice under him
Question: You Rode on January 1st 1996 to Seattle where you Rode back on January 1st 1996 but while there stayed for 2 days how is that possible?
Answer: Your Horse's Name is January 1st 1996!
Question: A dog was blind.The dog walked into a room and thought, this looks different.How did the dog see the room and why did it look different?
Answer: the dog was blind and could`t see the room!
Question: A man pushes his car to a hotel pays the owner and pushes his car back
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Answer: Playing monopoly
Question: A person shot an Eagle. A cop watched but did nothing. Why?
Answer: The person was playing golf.
