Question: A PLANE CRASHES ON THE BORDER OF MEXICO AND THE USA. WHERE DO THE BURY THE SURVIVORS?
Answer: YOU DON'T BURY SURVIVORS THEY SURVIVED!
Question: what is the begining of enternity
the end of life
the end of time
and the end to every race
the end of life
the end of time
and the end to every race
Answer: e
Question: A horse is tied to a pole. The rope is 15 meters long. The horse's food is 5 meters away from the horse. How does he get it?
Answer: The food is within the 15-meter radius of the circle the horse is in. He can easily reach his food.
Question: So you got a marshmallow, a pop sock, and a plank of good ol' wood. You're in a metal room with welded walls and doors, ceilings, and floors. THERE IS NO WAY OUT. But you CAN get out. How?
Answer: You rip the marshmallow in half to get a marsh, then surf across the marsh on the plank of good ol'wood with your amazing skills, then you rip a hole in the pop sock and climb out of the hole.
Question: as i was going to saint ives i met a man with seven wives those seven wives had seven cats those seven cats had seven mice. How many are going to saint ives?
Answer: 1
Question: 2 fathers and 2 sons bought 3 apples and had a whole apple each. How is this possible
Answer: there are 3 people. A Grandfather(Father to the Father), A Father(Father to the the Son and Son to the Grandfather) and A Son(A son to the father) if you add that up
1 Father+1 Father+1 son+1 son=2 Father and teo sons=3 people.
1 Father+1 Father+1 son+1 son=2 Father and teo sons=3 people.
Question: You can use 2 coins to make 30 cents, 1 is not a nickel, what are the 2 coins.
Answer: a quarter and a nickle
Question: How do cats cut their grasses?
Answer: With a lawn meower!
Question: If you want to get from one side of a 100ft long and a 100ft deep canyon to the other side and all you have is a 12ft ladder and a endless supply of rope how do you get to the other side.
Answer: Fill the canyon with the rope and walk a cross.
Question: Though my words you cannot see
I will not silence in spite of thee
I will not sound with truth and lies
But im sure my trickery will suffice
I will not silence in spite of thee
I will not sound with truth and lies
But im sure my trickery will suffice
Answer: a voice
