Question: Im walkin thru the forest and i find a green house, and inside the green house is a white house, inside the white house is a red house with a bunch of black dots. Where am i?
Answer: in a watermelon, dont ask how i got in there
Question: There was a 1 story blue house, the house was blue,the trees were blue, the sidewalk was blue, the grass was blue, their dog and cat were blue, they were blue,the cieling, walls, and floor were blue, everything was blue, Now what color were the stairs???
Answer: There was no stairs, it's a one story house.
Question: What is greater than god eviler than the devil.
Answer: hi
Question: If you look at the numbers on my face, you won't find 13 any place? What am I
Answer: A clock
Question: Once upon a time. there was a cow. His name was Bob. What is the name of Bob's future wife?
Answer: Bob won't have a wife because all cows are female.
Question: "Railroad lookout for cars" can you spell that without no r's?
Answer: You have to spell THAT T-H-A-T
Question: Which hand does a nun stur her coffie with?
Answer: None, she uses a spoon.
Question: i can fish but im not a fisherman, i can swim but i dont like water what am i?
Answer: a cat
Question: 400*400*400*400*400040000*400*0*434*4365675*65867879780*890890*4235*34*64*6*45*65
Answer: 0
Question: ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: I don't know