Question: what is up and down but not air
Answer: the sky
Question: If you utter my name I no longer exist.
What am I?
Answer: silence
Question: d[sd'[sd]
Answer: f[d[
Question: What your eyes think is there actually is not, but the magical image is hidden within the "plot." What is it?
Answer: An optical illusion.
Question: I am some one you don't know. Who am ?
Answer: A stranger to u
Question: im a scientis
im going to invent a creature so evil cruel and unusual
what did i create?
Answer: human
Question: i man walks through a door, he ends up outside he looks up and sees a ceiling fan, the last thing he sees is a piano, so he ends up in prison, and decides to make a break from prison. (mind u he is blind ((if u havnt cought that yet))) He digs a 11 ft hole but doesn't make it out of prison through the whole. how did he get revenge on his killer?
Answer: I dont kno, do you?
Question: Why are tvs intimidated by remotes?
Answer: Because they always control them.
Question: What is the one question you can never answer "Yes" to and be telling the truth?
Answer: "Are you dead?"
Question: if quizzes are quizicles what are tests?
Answer: testicles :-)