Question: i WAS HUNGREY WHAT DID I EAT OR DID I WAS IT A RAT NO
Answer: IT WAS A RAT
Question: your driving a bus and 17 people are on the bus 5 get on and three get off whats the bus drivers name?
Answer: (your name)
Question: There was a plane crash on the border between the United States and Canada. Where would you bury the survivors?
Answer: You can't bury survivors because they survived the plane crash.
Question: You can sell this
but you cannot buy it.
Without this you are lost,
though ascetics deny it.
but you cannot buy it.
Without this you are lost,
though ascetics deny it.
Answer: Yourself.
Question: A man is is jail, and there are no door's or windows, but just a chair, how does he escape.
Answer: He cut the chair into two halves, two halves make a whole and hemadehis way underground.
Question: A man without eyes,s aw plums n a tree.
He did not take plums and he did not leave plums.
How could this be?
He did not take plums and he did not leave plums.
How could this be?
Answer: Well, the answer lies in the use of plurals.
He did not have 'eyes', he had one eye.
He saw 'plums' on a tree. He took one and left one, so he did not take 'plums', or leave'plums'.
He did not have 'eyes', he had one eye.
He saw 'plums' on a tree. He took one and left one, so he did not take 'plums', or leave'plums'.
Question: what is bright as the sun,
but cold as the earth.
worn by women of value and worth.
What am i?
but cold as the earth.
worn by women of value and worth.
What am i?
Answer: Gold
Question: I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?
Answer: A Cigarett, or Cigar.
Question: what side of a chicken has the most feathers?
Answer: The outside of the chicken.
Question: What has 4 wheels and flys.
Answer: garbage truck
