Question: The Big family went on a vacation to Gunnagetcha Witchahatchet at Worlds of Fun in Kansas City. Did they ever get home?
Answer: No because Gunna getcha witcha Hatchet killed all of them. ( This is not true just pretend)
Question: What belongs to you but you cant see it is always ahead of you but you cant flee it?
Answer: Your Future
Question: Whats greater than God.
More Evil than the Devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
And if you eat it you will die.
What is it??
More Evil than the Devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
And if you eat it you will die.
What is it??
Answer: Nothing.
Nothing is greater than God
Nothing is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have nothing.
The rich need nothing.
And if you eat nothing you will die!!
(80% of kindergardners answered this riddle correctly while only 18% of Stanford students answered correctly)
Nothing is greater than God
Nothing is more evil than the Devil.
The poor have nothing.
The rich need nothing.
And if you eat nothing you will die!!
(80% of kindergardners answered this riddle correctly while only 18% of Stanford students answered correctly)
Question: Who was the riches black smith in Kentucky?
Answer: Tubby Smith
Question: What breaks when you say it?
Answer: Silence
Question: WHAT IS SO COOL
Answer: THIS IS SO COOL
Question: There's a man dead in a feild and there is a stick and red liquid next to him. There were NO wounds on the man. How can this be?
Answer: The sick was a popsicle stick and the liquid was the popsicle, the popsicle was poisenis and the popsicle melted.
Question: A man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bride but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person.....why?
Answer: Because they are all married.
Question: What happens if three people go out to dinner then for desert then they go home and watch t.v. and then if u look at them upside down
Answer: u would see them upside down
Question: The Sphinx in Egypt doesn't let anybody in to the city unless they can answer this riddle. And if you didn't get it right it would squish you. The riddle goes like this: what has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night? For years no one could answer it and one day a little girl did and the Sphinx broke his nose in frustation. Do you know what the answer is?
Answer: A man. When a man is young(the morning)he crawls on his hands and knees(four legs), when he gets older(the afternoon)he walks on his legs(two legs), and when he is and old man(at night) he walks on his legs and a walking stick(three legs).
