Question: Which is faster hot or cold?
Answer: Hot, because you can catch a cold!!
Question: where do bugs go shopping?
Answer: at the flea market
Question: whats bigger than a match box size of a truck every body buys it but dont really use it







hint: think outside of the box
Answer: casket
Question: Heres a Riddle you dont know...
Even if I tell you so,
There is a M in Mississippi,
There is an r in race,
There is a E in ear,
Which two are wrong?
Answer: The first one, and the the There is a E in ear,
Heres needs a ' So it will be Here's
there is no Capital E in ear.
Get Well Soon Rico!
Question: what is a mummy's favorite kind of music ?
Answer: rap
Question: Mary's father had 5 daughters:
1.A
2.E
3.I
4.O
WHO IS THE FIFTH ONE????
Answer: MARY
Question: there were two electric trains.one came from la to new york and the other one came from new york to la and they mt atlong beach where did the smoke go?
Answer: nowhere because electric trains dont throw smoke
Question: what goes up but never comes down?
Answer: your age
Question: The maker does not need it.The needer does not buy it. The buyer does not want it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin
Question: emily cooked dinner for her friends. what is different about this sentence?
Answer: Emily cooked dinner for her friends has not "a" in it most sentences has an "a" in it.