Question: what has keys that dont match any locks
Answer: a calculator
Question: What is gooder than God?
More evil than the Devil?
The Rich need it.
The Poor have it.
And if you eat it, you will die.
Answer: Nothing
Question: Suppose you want to cook an egg for exactly 3 minutes. You have only a 5 minute hourglass timer and a 2 minute hourglass timer. Using these 2 timers, how can you boil the egg for exactly 3 minutes?
Answer: Tip both timers over at the same time. When the 2 minute timer runs out, drop the eggs in and cook them until the 5 minute timer runs out!
Question: what am I supposed to do? My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew. What am I?
Answer: Chewing Gum
Question: You just arrived in front of a green one storey house.The inside is green,the kitchen is green,the funitures are green,the curtains are green.Then what colour is the stairs???
Answer: There is no stairs.Its a one storey house!!!:)
Question: which is fast heat or cold?
Answer: heat you can catch a cold
Question: How do you spell cat backwards?
Answer: c-a-t- b-a-c-k-w-a-rd-s
Question: They Are Three Urrors in this sentance, what are they?
Answer: 1: They should be There
2: Urrors is errors
3: And there are only 2 erorrs, not three
Question: I NEVER WAS, AM ALWAYS TO BE, NONE EVER SAW ME, NOR EVER WILL,AND YET I AM THE CONFIDENCE OF ALL WHO LIVE AND BREATHE ON THIS TERRESTRIAL BALL.
Answer: TOMORROW
Question: What has two legs but cant walk?
Answer: Someone in a wheel-chair