Question: what has keys that dont match any locks
Answer: a calculator
Question: What is gooder than God?
More evil than the Devil?
The Rich need it.
The Poor have it.
And if you eat it, you will die.
More evil than the Devil?
The Rich need it.
The Poor have it.
And if you eat it, you will die.
Answer: Nothing
Question: Suppose you want to cook an egg for exactly 3 minutes. You have only a 5 minute hourglass timer and a 2 minute hourglass timer. Using these 2 timers, how can you boil the egg for exactly 3 minutes?
Answer: Tip both timers over at the same time. When the 2 minute timer runs out, drop the eggs in and cook them until the 5 minute timer runs out!
Question: what am I supposed to do? My teacher says spit it out and the train says shew chew. What am I?
Answer: Chewing Gum
Question: You just arrived in front of a green one storey house.The inside is green,the kitchen is green,the funitures are green,the curtains are green.Then what colour is the stairs???
Answer: There is no stairs.Its a one storey house!!!:)
Question: which is fast heat or cold?
Answer: heat you can catch a cold
Question: How do you spell cat backwards?
Answer: c-a-t- b-a-c-k-w-a-rd-s
Question: They Are Three Urrors in this sentance, what are they?
Answer: 1: They should be There
2: Urrors is errors
3: And there are only 2 erorrs, not three
2: Urrors is errors
3: And there are only 2 erorrs, not three
Question: I NEVER WAS, AM ALWAYS TO BE, NONE EVER SAW ME, NOR EVER WILL,AND YET I AM THE CONFIDENCE OF ALL WHO LIVE AND BREATHE ON THIS TERRESTRIAL BALL.
Answer: TOMORROW
Question: What has two legs but cant walk?
Answer: Someone in a wheel-chair
