Question: What always runs but never walks what has a mouth but never talks.
Answer: A River
Question: What can go up a chimney down
But not down a chimney up.
But not down a chimney up.
Answer: An Umbrella
Question: There is a man laying dead with 53 bicycles and a table. How did the man die?
HINT: Don't assume anything
HINT: Don't assume anything
Answer: The bicycles are Bicycle brand playing cards. The man had an ace up his sleeve (52 cards in a deck). He was caught cheating and was killed.
Question: a man was found lying down dead in the middle of a corn field next to an unopened package.
How did he die?
How did he die?
Answer: the package was an unopened parachute
Question: how do u get out of a room with no windows or doors. you only have a table and a mirror in the room.
Answer: your going to see what you saw .cut the table in half .two halfs make a whole and your going to crawl through the hole. do u get it?
Question: A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks. Who carried the heavier load and why?
Answer: The farmer's load was heavier. His hired help only carried two sacks, while the farmer carries one sack, but his sack is a sack of grain. The hired help only carried 2 sacks - both empty
Question: You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip to pennyslavania and ending in New York. To start it off there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next stop 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop 5 people get off and 3 people get on. What color are the bus drivers eyes?
Answer: You are driving the bus so the color is of course the color of your own eyes.
Question: what driver can never get a license?
Answer: a screwdriver
Question: the person who makes me doesn't want me. the person who buys me doesn't want to buy me. the person who used me never knew they used me.
What Am I?
What Am I?
Answer: A coffin
Question: Whats the diference betwen the school and a madhouse.
Answer: In the madhouse they cure you...
