Question: what does this symbol mean

BLOOD
water
Answer: blood is thicker than water
Question: I belong to you. But everyone else uses me more than you use me. What am I?
Answer: Your name
Question: A man has one dollar in his right pocket. He goes to the store and spends 77 cents. If he puts the change from that dollar into his pocket, and has no other money on his person. how much would he end up with if he bought a piece of bubble gum for 5 cents.
Answer: 18 cents, c'mon now.
Question: what's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
Answer: black board
Question: in a pot there is two colored water.
what is it?
Answer: an egg
Question: what comes after z
Answer: ab
Question: How the cat meet the dog on the ohter side of the road?
Answer: Because they where parnetrs.
Question: What is more amazing than a talking dog???
Answer: A speling [bee]!!!
Question: there was a man and he went and bought 2 apricots and he returned home to his house. He ate one of the apple and then threw it away. how many apricots did he have left?
Answer: the man ate the apple not the apricots so he would have 2 apricots still. DUHHH.
Question: Lets pretend that you have three brothers two sisters and a cat. one day one of your brothers takes the cat to his friends house and later in the same day one of your sisters asks you "Were's the cat" and you say "I dont know I think it ran away" so your sister gets mad and hits you on the head. The question is did it hurt when she hit you.
Answer: No, it was all pretend remember