Question: What has a head at night but not in the morning?
Answer: a pillow
Question: Tall I am born, and long I will last, but as a midgit I will die
Answer: A candle
Question: I am walking threw the woods. i see a can. i look inside the window. i see a man. he is dead, how did he die.
Answer: the cabin was not made of wood it was a plane cabin which crashed in the woods and the man on the chair had died in the plane crash.
Question: I'm an ever-changing constant.
I can kill but never die.
In the end describes me.
Some have said I fly.
What am I?
I can kill but never die.
In the end describes me.
Some have said I fly.
What am I?
Answer: time
Question: who holds bolts,
and gets not shock,
but throws with fury,
and scorches the earth?
and gets not shock,
but throws with fury,
and scorches the earth?
Answer: zues
Question: As I was going to St.Aives, I met a man with 7 wifes, each wife had 7 kids, each kid had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, kids and wifes how many were going to St.Aives?
Answer: 1, You!
Question: Johney's mother only had 3 children, April, June, and .........?
Answer: April, June, Johney!!!
Question: Why does the number 2 hate the number 3?
Answer: Because, it's odd
Question: Even though I never move...I seem to circle you.
Some have been blinded by me...but if I went away you would die.
Some have been blinded by me...but if I went away you would die.
Answer: The sun.
Question: For some Iseem to go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
What am I?
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
What am I?
Answer: Time!!!
