Question: A man goes to a mental institute and he asked how they tell if a man needs to be institutionalised and they say "we put them in a room and fill a tub full of water and give them a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket and tell them to empty the tub." how who'd you empty the tub?
Answer: You would pull the drain plug
Question: OTTFF then what 2 letters comes next
Answer: SS
Question: If you leave home take 3 left turns you see 2 men in masks. Who are they?
Answer: The cachter and the umpire!!!
Question: You come across a division in your path and need to rest for the night. However, there is a village of truth-tellers and a village of liars next door. There are two people at the division (one from each village). What question can you ask which will ensure you arrive at the village of truth-tellers?
Answer: You ask 'take me to your own village'. The truth-teller will take you to his village (the village of truth-tellers) and the liar will also take you there because he would be lying.
Question: there are two pigs in the front two pigs in the back and one pig in the middle. How many pigs are there?
Answer: Three pigs
Question: what are 3 things a cat has that a dog does not?
Answer: it has a C A T
Question: Why did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk?
Answer: He wanted to log on.
Question: The man who has it doesnt need it,the man who needs it doesnt want it,the man who's in doesnt know it. What is it
Answer: coffin
Question: In all of the thousands of Blooming Flowers no one flower is exactly the same as the other in appearence. But deep inside, they are all the same. Because they all have one thing inside them...
Answer: Pollen or Nectar
Question: i know a word that is three letters add two and it will become fewer
Answer: the word few add er and it will become fewer