Question: What kind of fuel do UFO's only use.
Answer: Unleaded Fuel Only
U F O
Question: Along my siblings I am the thinnest. I am in Paris but I am nit in France. What am I?
Answer: The letter i.
Question: There is a man and his wife. They get tired of driving, so they decide to stop for a while. They stop at a gas station, the man gets out and locks his wife in the car so that no one could get in. When the man returned, there were two people in the car, and there was blood everywhere. The windows were not broken, and the car had not been unlocked. Whos is the 2nd personn in the car
Answer: The woman was pregnant, and she had her baby while her husband was in the store.
Question: I am seen at night,
But not at day,
I have a long tail,
My life is short,
But bright as a flashlight in the dark,
What am I?
Answer: shooting star
Question: when do u go on red and stop on green?
Answer: when u r eating a watermelon
Question: a mother has children. all of them are green eyed but 2,all of them are blye eyed but 2 and all of them are brown eyed but 2. how many children does she have?
Answer: 3
Question: is red a sweat colour
Answer: not so
Question: its brown on the outside white in the inside has skin and hair but no eyes and ears? what am i?
Answer: a potatoe
Question: What clothing does a house wear.
Answer: Adress!
Question: What had hands numbered 1-12, and tells time?
Answer: Stop Imagining