Question: A mother sets her two twins up for adoption.One twins name is "Ahmal" and the other is "Juan".Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.The moms new husband looks at the picture with his wife and she says "I wish I had a picture from Ahmal".I don't know what he looks like.
Answer: The new husband says" Their twins!If you see Juan you see Ahmal!Ahmal- see "em all" :)
Question: An electric train is going 50 mph west and the wind is blowing 50 mph east. Which way will the smoke blow?
Answer: Neither way. Electric trains don't blow smoke!
Question: there was a roadtrip flight that 100 people got on going from the US to Canada. On the way back the plane crashed right on the border line of Canada and the US. 3/4 of the people on the plane died, where do they bury the survivors, in Canada or the US??
Answer: neither. you don't bury survivors.
Question: What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper
Question: If, you were to dig a hole thorugh the Earth and out the other side would you come out feet first or head first?
Answer: WHO KNOWS?
Question: l went into the woods and got it.I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?
Answer: a splinter
Question: THERE ARE 3 CATS IN A BOAT,ONE OF THEM JUMPED INTO THE WATER.THEN HOW MANY CATS WILL BE THERE IN THE BOAT?
Answer: NONE WERE THERE AS ALL THE CATS WERE "COPY CATS".
Question: i am here although im not, u can hear me through the trees that rot, i am clear, i am strong, though some days i can really pong!
Answer: Air
Question: number FOUR is half of number FIVE ? right or wrong?
Answer: right , because there is the latin number four (IV) in the word FIVE .
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Answer: kmsqc