Question: with dome i am he lands, belonging to the cwown,alone i am the street that's central of the street!!!!!!!!!!!!

find two words that both go with this sentence.....
Answer: with dome i m the land belonging to the crown....which is domain

alone i m the street thats central of the town...........which i MAIN
Question: The poor have this...
The rich don't...
and if you eat this, you'll die...
What is it?
Answer: Nothing...

The poor have... nothing
The rich don't have... nothing
and if you eat... nothing, you will die.
Question: Put this together and you are done
Twenty five years ago this was never done
Sometimes large sometimes small, figure it out and win it all
This is a first of two (Referring to the sound)
Something you do at home and not at a store
It is slightly bigger than your hands
You usually keep this on a table
Answer: I thought it could be a baby monitor, I am just not sure.
Question: There are two teams, a red team and a blue team. The red team wins the game, yet not a single person touched the ball. The blue team did not forfit. How is this possible?
Answer: The red team was all married- they all had spouses
Question: A man goes to work Monday through Friday. He lives in an apartment so he takes an elevator down to the 1st floor. On a sunny day he rides straight down to the first floor in the morning and in the afternoon rides up to the 8th floor, gets out and walks the rest of the way up. On rainy days he rides straight down in the morning and rides all the way up to the 18th floor were his apartment is. Why does he do this?
Answer: The man is a dwarf and on rainy days he has his umbrella so he can reach the 18th button.
Question: you know how a leap year is caused don't you
it is caused by having four years because one year is 365 and 1/4 days

in 3000 years time how many leap years will we have had.
Answer: more than 300

are two days better than one dunno
Question: you take off the outside, then you cook me, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside what am I?
Answer: cobb of corn or eggplant
Question: A man wakes up and notices that he is lying on the ground outside of his garage. He doesn't remember how he got to be lying on the ground! The only clues he has to figuring out what happened are:
1.) He has an open gash on his head and he is bleeding.
2.) There is a puddle of water next to him, on the driveway.

What happened to the man?
Answer: An icicle fell of the roof and hit him on the head. (He was cut open and knocked unconcious.)
Question: A man is wearing black. Black shoes, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its lights off but some how he manages to stop in time.

How did the driver see the man?
Answer:
It is daytime.
Question: how is it theres 25 married people in a ball room, but theres not one single person there
Answer: There all married not single