Question: A MAN BEING HELD IN JAIL GETS A VISITOR. AFTER THE VISITOR LEAVES, THE JAILOR ASKS WHO IT WAS THAT CAME TO SEE HIM. THE MAN REPLIES "BROTHERS AND SISTERS I HAVE NONE, BUT THAT MAN'S DAD IS MY DAD'S SON."
WHO WAS HE.
WHO WAS HE.
Answer: HIS SON.
Question: It is a clear calm day, the little wind that there is, is blowing east. An electric train is traveling west. It is going 100mph against the, at maximum, 2mph wind. What way does the smoke from the train blow.
Answer: Electric trains don't have smoke!
Question: What did the scienctist say?
Answer: "I am so stupid! I am not even Smart!"
Question: i was...
made by the maker, but didnt use
buy by the buyer, but didnt use
use by the user, but didnt see
what am i?
made by the maker, but didnt use
buy by the buyer, but didnt use
use by the user, but didnt see
what am i?
Answer: ...coffin...
the user didnt see it beacause he was dead
the user didnt see it beacause he was dead
Question: Feed me and I'll grow give me water and I'll die... What Am I?
Answer: Fire
Question: I shed my skin for you, in darkness I guide you through. To use me for what I am combine me with God's wrath or hand.
Answer: A candle
Question: What stands on four legs in the morning two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?
Answer: A person (you crawl when your a baby walk when you get older and use a cane when you are really old)
Question: a man wants to get over the river to go shopping but only him or his two kids can over in the boat at a time how do they all get over(dad,his two kids)?
Answer: the two boys go over one gets out of the boat and one stays in and goes back over and gets out dad goes over and gets out and the boy gets in and goes over then the two boys get in and go over.
Question: You go south 5 miles, then west 5 miles, and you are still 5 miles from home: What color is the bear?
Answer: The Bear is White. Only 1 place on Earth can you go South and West the same distance and still be the same distance from the starting point: the very true top of the earth in the North Pole
Question: What animal is white, black and red at the same time?
Answer: Apenguin with a diaper rash.
