Question: Once there was a man who lied alot. The judge said "If you lie, We will chop youe head off, If you tell the truth, We will shoot you. What can the man do to save his life?
Answer: He can say "Are you going to cut my head off" So if they shoo thim it would be a lie and if they cut his head off it would be the truth.
Question: a duck behind two ducks, a duck in front of two ducks, and a duck in the middle of two ducks, how many ducks are their?
Answer: 3
Question: Why did the lawyer show up hlf-naked at the court?
Answer: Because he forgot his law- suit
Question: what travels around the world but stays in a corner?
Answer: a stamp
Question: What appears once in a minute, Twice in a moment,
and never in a thousand years?
and never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M, the letter M is the only letter M in the word minute, The letter M appears twice in the word moment and it never appears in the words a thousand years.
Question: A man walks into a jeweller wearing a black hat. he holds up a dozen people and walks the shop unarmed with £1,000 worth of jewellery. There were many witnesses yet nobody cared. Why?
Answer: The man was collecting and engagement ring for his fiance. He had parked his car in such a manor that it held up 12 people
Question: I am black when you buy me, I am red when you use me, then am grey when you through me away What am I?
Answer: Coals
Question: who sing i wana love u?
Answer: yeah' i would like a bigmac.
Question: what does a duck eat with soup?
Answer:
quackers
quackers
Question: adam accidently knock a cup full of cofee down but the cofee did not scattered how can taha be?
Answer: it is a cofee bean
