Question: THERE IS A MAN ON VACATION HE IS STAYING AT A HOTEL ON THE 5TH FLOOR. EVERYDAY THE MAN TAKES THE ELEVATOR DOWN TO THE LOBBY AND EATS BREAKFAST, THEN TAKES THE ELEVATOR BACK UP TO HIS ROOM. LATER ON IN THE EVENING HE TAKES THE ELEVATOR DOWN TO THE LOBBY AND EATS DINNER, THEN HE TAKES THE STAIRS BACK UP TO THE 5TH FLOOR HE HATES DOING THIS BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAYS. WHY DOES HE DO IT.
HINT:THE MAN HAS KIDS
Answer: HE TAKES THE STAIRS WITH HIS KIDS BECAUSE THEY ARE HYPER FROM DINNER AND NEEDS THEM TO GO SLEEP THAT NIGHT.
Question: Mini thing has wear 3 Dresses what is it?
Answer: Onion
Question: Which side of a cup has the handle
Answer: Cups don't have handels mugs do
Question: How far can you walk into the woods?
Answer: Halfway or you'll start walking out.
Question: why do most people play baseball in the night?
Answer: beacause the bats are slleping in the day and awake in the night.
Question: If you water me I will die, If you feed me I will grow. What am I?
Answer: A Fire
Question: Useless for one, yet needed for all.
Not needed for shortness, but yes if you're tall.
Without it you can't sell anything,
And it's necessary for lots of bling bling.
Answer: The letter L
Question: i capture things,like animals. Most times i move. I must be put in a perfect spot. I am not alive. you use me until i die. what am i?
Answer: a digital camera
Question: What eats oxygen
destroys homes
and hurts people?
Answer: Fire
Question: Two miners both come back home from work in an elevator. One miner has soot all over his face, but the other has a clean face. The one with the clean face wipes it with a hankercheif. The other does nothing. Why?
Answer: The one with the dirty face looks over to the miner with the clean face and assumes his face is clean. The miner with the clean face looks over at the one with the dirty face and thinks his face is dirty too. Thus cleaning his face with a hankerchief.