Question: How many fingers does a person have?
Answer: 8. You have 4 fingers and 2 thumbs
Question: a cool treet that we can eat in summer
Answer: icecream
Question: I am something, yet I am nothing. I may be with you, but I may be not. If you put something into me I disappear. Those are your three hints. Answer the riddle if you can.
Answer: A hole!
Question: The teacher says, OK class who can tell what I'm holding? Its red and hard. A little boy named Johnny said I know its an apple. Nice try says the teacher. But its a ball. OK next one, What am I holding? Its sozt and yellow. I kno, Ikno sad Johnny. Its a stufed animal (duck). No sorry Johnny thats not it. Its a tennis ball, but I like the way you think. So Johnny says, OK teacher it my turn. What am I holding? He puts his hand in his pocket and says its hard and round and has a head. Johnny go to the princibles office right now young man. Johnny says what did i do? Then she says you know what you did, now go!! He stod up and walk to the door. He said, Its not what you think, but I like the way you think.


What is it?
Answer: Its a quarter.
Question: I am the only word in the english language that ends with the letters M and T, what word am I?
Answer: The word Dreamt.
Question: Mr. man was murderd with a feathered boa there were three suspects, Bob, Joey, douglas. who did it ????
Answer: joey did it. Joey is a girl.
Question: When it's born it has 4 legs.And then 2.When it's get older it has 3 legs.What is that thing?
Answer: A person,because it's a baby it crawling so it's has 4 legs.And then it teenager so it's 2 legs.And last but not least,it's has a stick so it's has 3 legs.
Question: Whats black and white
and read all over?
Answer: the newspaper
Question: You are running through a forrest and a lion is 5 seconds behind you. You know that there are 2 tribes in this forrest; one tribe always tells the truth; the other group always lies and they are all cannibals. You come to a fork in the road and one person from the two tribes is standing there. You have time to ask one question, what question would you ask?
Answer: You would ask, "Which way should I go?" Because then they would both point to the way you should go. The bad person would lie and say to go the other way, and the good person would tell you to go their way.
Question: I am for protection. Put me on an erection. What am i?
Answer: A CONDOM!!!!!