Question: A man lives on the 27th floor of a buildig. Every mornign he must go down to the 1st floor and then must go off to work. In the evening when he returns, he takes the elevator to the 10th floor and walks the rest of the way to the 27th floor by stairs. He does not like to do this. he does nto want to do this. Why must he do this though?
Answer: He is a midget. He can't reach higher than the 10th floor button.
Question: ...through holy matrimony, rings without the cermony, within will be found paperwork bound
Answer: a three ring binder
Question: What is so fragile that when you say it's name, you break it?
Answer: Silence
Question: What does a poor man have, a rich man needs, and if you eat it you will die?
Answer: The answer is nothing. poor have nothing the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you will die.
Question: What goes around the world in 3 seconds, but stays in your hand?
Answer: A Yo-Yo.
Question: You are walking to st ives. On your way you meet 70 people 43 of them have sheep and 27 have goats. Out of the 70 25 people say hello. How many people are going to st ives.
Answer: 1 because you are going you just meet 70 people
Question: A woman comes into a mansion
and leaves. When she got out she was
a millionaire How?
and leaves. When she got out she was
a millionaire How?
Answer: The awnser : she went on the
computer to play poker when at her
house she doesn't have a computer.
Then she bet one million dollars and
she won. The same day the money
arrived and she left the house with a
million dollars.
computer to play poker when at her
house she doesn't have a computer.
Then she bet one million dollars and
she won. The same day the money
arrived and she left the house with a
million dollars.
Question: Its a Cat.5 Hurricane and you drive by to see your girlfriend/boyfriend your BEST FRIEND and a dieing old lady there is only room for 2 people in the whole car so What do you do?
Answer: Give the keys to your best friend to drive the dieing old lady to the hospital and protect your girlfriend/boyfriend by staying with him/her and wait for your best friend to come back with the car then give your Mate to him so he can drive her/him to your house and then when he gets back go with him to your house and ride out the storm then check on the old lady in the hospital when the storms over... -Daton
Question: Mr. pink lives in the pink house, Mr. purple lives in the purple house. Who lives in the green house?
Answer: Just a bunch of plants
Question: A man went out of town on Friday, he stayed three days and returned on Friday, How is this possible?
Answer: His horse's name was Friday
