Question: There was a man that lived on the 2oth floor. Everday in the day after work he would go to the elevator and ride to the 13th floor and walk the rest of the way up to the 20th floor. Why would he do this?
Answer: He was a midget and he couldnt reach the 2o button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: A man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they are hit by a drunk driver. The man is killed instantly. The boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive. He is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery. The doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says...

"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son."

How is this possible?
Answer: Because it was a man that was dead not the boys father
Question: No sooner spoken, than broken.
Answer: A Promise.
Question: I am lighter than a feather but no man can lift me. What am i?
Answer: You could have said either a bubble or the wind
Question: I HAD A CAR THE CAR WAS RED WHAT WAS THE CARS NAME
Answer: BLUEGOOD
Question: What word has one vowel and 7 constanants? IT IS NOT SOME FREAKISH SCIENTIFIC WORD, YOU ACTUALLY USE IT!!!
Answer: Strength
Question: im black and white and red all over what am i?
Answer: a news paper!
Question: the rich need it. the poor have it.if you eat it you will surely die.
Answer: nothing
Question: davids dad has three kids, snap, and crackle, who is the third?
Answer: pop? oh no its david
Question: A rooster lays an egg on a four sided roof. which way does the egg fall?
Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs.