Question: there were 100000000000 people at the park and i took away and then put them all back how many pepole were there left
Answer: all of them
Question: I have a head and a tail but i have no body what am i?
Answer: a quarter
Question: what is a door but but not a door?
Answer: a jar
Question: A rich man was laying on his death bed. He didn't want to leave his monye for his mife so he gave his doctor $30,000, his laywer $30,000, and his banker $30,000. He told each of these men to put the money in his casket when he dies. At the funreal the doctor asks the banker,"Did you put your money in the casket?". The banker replys,"Yes, you". "Yes I did", says the doctor. So they go and ask the laywer. He says," Yes". But he is $30,000 richer how is this possible?
Answer: The lawyer wrote a check to put in the casket.
Question: is there a 4th of july in england?
Answer: yes it comes after the third
Question: The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer: a coffin
Question: What goes up but doesnt come down, what gets bigger but not smaller. What adds on but doesnt add off.
Answer: Your age
Question: A plane crashes on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: You don't bury survivors!!! That's crazy.
Question: What fruit teases you?
Answer:

A ban-nan-nan-nan-na
Question: whats musical and likes kids?
Answer: michael jackson