Question: One million feet in the air with it's back on the ground

What is it?
Answer: a dead millipede
Question: there was a box, and a camria. what shape was the box?
Answer: square
Question: there are a field of cows in the zoo. the keeper says the dominant male is in the corner. how do you know this is a lie?
Answer: because a male cow is a bull
Question: what goes up a chimney down but cant go down a chimney up??????
Answer: an umbrella!!!
Question: I am in solid stone, yet i move. I am weak enough to be broken with your hands; however, I am strong enough to break steel. What am I?
Answer: Water.
Question: Why is the River rich ?
Answer: Because it has two banks.
Question: There is a butcher that is 5'4". What does he weigh?
Answer: He weighs meat.
Question: There were three ants in a straight line.The one at the last said"there are two ants in front of me" The one at the middle said "There are two ants; one in front of me and one behind me." The one at the front said " There are four ants two behind me two at front" How is it possible?
Answer: The last ant was telling lie.
Question: what has teeth and can't bite?
Answer: a comb
Question: Sounding Burnt but Alive I Survive
Answer: An Ash Tree