Question: Santa Claus, the Toothfairy, an Old Lady, and the Perfect Man,are all walking down the street when they all simaltaneously see a hundred dollar bill on the ground.They all go for it at the exact same time and speed. Who gets the money?

Question: What is black when you buy it,red when you use it and grey when you throw it away?

Question: i am what goes up but never comes down
i am needed but hated
i am useful in more than one way
i somewhat hold the future

Question: There was a farmer and he had 3 things to take with him across the river.The 3 things were a wolf, a chicken, and a bag of hay. The wolf and the chicken couldn't be together because the wolf would eat the chicken. The Chicken and the hay couldn't be together because the chicken would eat the hay. The farmer could only bring 1 item at a time. How would he get all the items over?

Question: What is the only question you can't answer yes too?

Question: A police man walked by a restaurant and heard a woman yell,"Jhonny,NO!!".Then a gunshot.The police man went inside and saw a waitress, a nurse, a milkman, and an actress.The police man automatically arrested the milkman.Why?

Question: What do you add to a 10 pound barel of water to make it lighter?

Question: There was this man that was put into a room with no windows and no doors. About a week after he was put in the room. A man came to check on him and all that was there was a puddle. What happened to the man?




Hint: He was the puddle, but the puddle wasnt him

Question: I open and latch shut, light and dark, creepy and calm, fierce frightening and warmth, enclosures inside of me. Alive or not I store all things and often my mother is a fat lady like a store and I help you move, what am I?

Question: If a rooster lays 2 eggs , a white one and brown one. What color will the babys be?